The Fine Print

  • CONTENT DISCLAIMER:
    All information provided on Michael's web site (the Site) is provided for information purposes only and does not constitute a legal contract or other covenant or agreement of any kind between Michael and any person or entity unless otherwise expressly specified. Although the information found on the Site is believed to be reliable, no warranty, expressed or implied, is made regarding the accuracy, adequacy, completeness, legality, reliability, or usefulness of any information, either isolated or in the aggregate. All information is provided as is. All warranties of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, freedom from contamination by computer viruses, and non-infringement of proprietary rights, are disclaimed. Changes may be periodically made to the information; no notice is required with respect to any changes; and changes may or may not be incorporated into the Site. If you find any errors or omissions, we encourage you to

    Michael, his agencies, and his employees (i) are not liable for any improper or incorrect use of the information on this Site, (ii) assume no responsibility for anyone's use of or reliance on any such information, (iii) are not liable for any damages (of any type, for any reason, however caused, or under any theory of liability) arising in any way out of the use of this Site, even if advised of the possibility of that damage.
  • ENDORSEMENT DISCLAIMER:
    The Site may sometimes refer to or offer content supplied by a third party. Any opinion, advice, statement, service, offer, information, or content expressed or made available by a third party is that of the third party and does not necessarily reflect that of Michael. Reference to any specific commercial product, process, or service by trade name, trademark, manufacturer, or otherwise does not constitute or imply its endorsement, recommendation, or favoring by Michael.
  • COMMENTS POLICY:
    Comments on this site are not moderated, but may be deleted at the discretion of the site moderators. All civil comments are welcome, regardless of content. If a comment is deleted, reasons may be provided, but usually will not be.
  • PRIVACY POLICY:
    This site will never voluntarily or deliberately reveal personal or private information about anyone, to anyone, for any reason, unless given express permission by the owner of the information or the information has already been revealed elsewhere.
  • DISCLAIMER OF DUTY TO CONTINUE TO PROVIDE DATA:
    Due to the dynamic nature of the Internet, resources that are free and publicly available one day may require a fee or may have access restricted the next, and the location of items may change as menus, homepages, and files are reorganized. Use of the Site is at the user's sole risk. Michael does not warrant that the service will be uninterrupted or error free. The documents and related graphics published on this Site could contain technical inaccuracies or typographical errors. Changes may be made to the information on this Site at any time.
  • TRADEMARKS:
    Michael owns the following trademarks:
    • PizSez™
    • The Four Rs™
    • Newsvapor™
    • Quotivation™
    • Ask Ugly™
    • Made of Yum™
    • Insult Fortune Cookie™

These policies are subject to change without notice. Any questions?